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100 Dinge, die man in der Schule getan haben muss/wenn einem langweilig ist

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Einige von euch kennen sich diese Liste mit den 100 Dingen, die man in der Schule machen soll, wenn einem langweilig ist. Eine Freundin hat mich danach gefragt und ich war sicher, dass ich sie am PC hab, aber hab mich scheinbar geirrt. Im Internet finde ich sie nirgendwo. Hat vll jemand von euch diese Liste auf dem PC oder eine Seite dafür?
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    also die 100 schul-dinge kenn ich leider nicht, aber ich hab hier auch noch eine lustige liste (leider auf englisch, aber man versteht sie find ich trotzdem): 36 dinge, die man wärend einer prüfung tun kann, wenn man sowieso durchfallen wird:

    1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I`ve got the secret documents!!”

    2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I`m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

    3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

    4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

    5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They`ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

    6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you`re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

    7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

    8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette`s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

    9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he`s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

    10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

    11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

    12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

    13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.

    14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone`s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

    15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

    16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

    17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling “I`m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

    18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

    19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

    20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

    21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

    22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

    23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

    24. Masturbate.

    25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don`t understand ANY of this. I`ve been to every lecture all semester long! What`s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where`s the regular guy?”

    26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don`t know one, make one up!

    27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

    28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

    29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor`s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

    30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

    31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what`s going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

    32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious… like history notes for a calculus exam… otherwise you`re not just failing, you`re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

    33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, “Okay, let`s double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E….”

    34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

    35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting “What? I`m on my way!!”. rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

    36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

    von Queeny25 am 14.05.2010 um 16:39 Uhr

  • hahaha wie geil…vor allem das mit dem gameboy..hat ma einer während der vorlesung gemacht..so krank xD

    von cloudyleinchen am 14.05.2010 um 16:41 Uhr

  • nr.35 gibt es auf diversen youtube videos zu sehen.. einfach nur lustig! 😀

    von Coldplayfan am 14.05.2010 um 17:11 Uhr

  • ich mein in Stuttgart gabs mal son Superhelden (Experimentalphysik) ^^

    von Coldplayfan am 14.05.2010 um 17:12 Uhr

  • is ja geil xD

    von Twilighter_ am 14.05.2010 um 17:15 Uhr

  • die 24 müsste man mal bringen… :)

    von Vampress am 14.05.2010 um 17:19 Uhr

  • MIR ist ja nicht langweilig in der Schule ;D naja das mit der Prüfung wär was, wenns um die Note eh schon egal ist..

    von Dakota am 14.05.2010 um 18:12 Uhr

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